Weddings Garter is Important

It’s hard to tell what is going to make your wife angry one day and happy the next. You try to walk that line of harmony, but it never stays constant. I had no clue how to get married once I was engaged. I figured the hard part was over and the rest would all be easy. I was very wrong. I found out that there is a secret code that women speak known to us men as “wedding traditions”. Men are supposed to purchase and take care of certain things and women do most everything else. How was I supposed to know the weddings garter was up to me to purchase. Our wedding day came and it was time to toss the garter. Only I’d not purchased a garter. I was worried my wife was going to go get the whole thing annulled. Luckily we used someones hair scrunchy and it turned out perfectly.